Official Pages

So, apparently there’s people on the web that like to pretend they’re someone else. (I’m really not that interesting, I swear!)

Anyway, what follows is a list of my ONLY official profiles. Anyone claiming to be me anywhere else is a PHONY. A great big PHONY! Also, just a notice that these may all be my official pages, but I’m really only active on a few.. If you send me a message anywhere else, I may not not respond to it right away …or ever. You’ve been warned!